Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real people always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still aren’t supposed to marry whites.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in North America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

同性婚姻是“钅昔”的十條常見理由
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　
1、同性戀違背自然。正常人絕不使用不自然的東西，比如眼鏡、化纖和空調(diào)。
　　　　
2、同性婚姻鼓勵人們成為同性戀，因為和高個子相處久了你也會長高。
　　　　
3、同性婚姻會放縱各種瘋狂的行為。人們甚至要和動物結(jié)婚，因為狗也有法律地位可以簽署結(jié)婚證書。
　　　　
4、男婚女嫁古已有之，從未改變。所以女人還是男人的財產(chǎn)，黑人還不能和白人結(jié)婚，當(dāng)然離婚也不合法。
　　　　
5、同性婚姻會破化婚姻的神圣性。比如，小甜甜布萊尼僅維持了55個小時的婚姻就不神圣了。
　　　　
6、婚姻的意義在于繁衍后代。所以同性婚姻、丁克以及老人都不能結(jié)婚，因為我們的孤兒院還沒有裝滿，而我們需要更多小孩。
　　　　
7、由同性戀撫養(yǎng)長大的小孩一定是同性戀，因為異性戀養(yǎng)大的小孩都是異性戀。
　　　　
8、宗教信仰反對同性戀。而我們整個國家、整個社會的價值觀都建立在宗教信仰上。所以我們的國家只有一種宗教信仰。
　　　　
9、不是在男女組成的正常家庭里長大的小孩，就注定要失敗。所以，我們的社會禁止單親家長撫養(yǎng)小孩。
　　　　
10、同性婚姻會改變社會基礎(chǔ)；而我們永遠不能適應(yīng)新社會，正如我們還沒有適應(yīng)汽車、第三產(chǎn)業(yè)和更長壽的生活。